why I hate hipsters
SETTING: House party
AT RISE: Tall man is shoved in a corner because of a lack of chairs.
ME
You look like you’re hiding from monsters
HIP
I’m not
ME
Yeah, I know
HIP
I see you’re drinking from one of those POM glasses
ME
Oh am I?
(look at glass)
Guess so, it’s nice.
HIP
Yeah, like every house I’ve ever been to has at least one of those mumblemumblemumblemumble
(Silence)
END OF SCENE
